- 06:13:17: Christ on a bike- the #LibDems are taking an old school kicking
- 06:21:49: NEWSFLASH: Vince Cable reported in Asda, examining Kitchen knives, making stabbing motions and muttering "Yes..beautiful...." #LibDems
- 06:44:38: I have a horrible feeling AV will cark it today. But hey, who cares? it's only our democracy, right? #twats
- 16:52:27: Wow-Scotland is a sea of Independence custard. Now begins the reign of Salmond the Cunning. #SNP
- 16:55:56: Bill Cash MP-wow...shut up dude. Your bosses will have your naughty picture out to the Sun tomorrow if you keep on that path.
- 16:58:22: Looks like #NotoAV is gonna win. Fuck me. Britain needs a slap. #YestoAV
- 17:00:59: Someone needs to phone spam Clegg with the Heavy yelling 'CRY SOME MOAR!!" #Iamanastyperson
- 17:09:25: @eastwood1427 I smell the foetid hand of Nurgle behind this malaise of status quo-dom. Also people are stupid.
- 17:12:16: Fuck-some predicting No Av vote could be as high as 80%.
Ow.
- 17:12:55: @eastwood1427 Nah Tzeentch is all about the CHANGE. Actually fuck it-IT'S ALL ZUVASSIN'S FAULT.
- 17:13:19: @OiEwald @eastwood1427 That would imply we would then have a country run Competantly
- 17:14:57: @eastwood1427 Fire. Wire Brush and Dettol. Flesh eating rats. A big shitty covered stick. Take your pick.
- 17:57:59: @AMuselolo You just totally know he had a really 'White guy' victory dance though....
- 18:13:26: Christ I'll be glad when that cunt John Reid dies. He's nowt but a thug in a suit.
- 21:20:19: @Feldoon has the luck of the Dice G
- 21:20:52: That was meant to be Dice Gods but my keyboard went spazzy
- 21:22:00: Also Blood Pact are cunts
- 21:47:32: @Feldoon Yeah but I'm played by Bruce Campbell
- 22:07:03: Oh yeah, being a leader has it's advantages #gotafuckingbolterbaby
- 22:57:39: @larafullerton Wait....I'm slightly tired but...is that real?
- 23:12:19: RT @alteredrich: missed #FF by a few minutes - but it would be awesome if you could spread the word about my band: @AlteredSky http:// ...
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